rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

trickfin:

i found this and its perfect

  • Me: I'm dead.
  • Me: Dead like Simon and Kieron.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Not as dead as Amy.

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

(Source: sebastianstoned)

deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

(Source: adrianivashkov)

bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

natellite:

the username wars are over. the last and greatest one has been found. finally, we can rest

natellite:

the username wars are over. the last and greatest one has been found. finally, we can rest

starrose17:

Look at Ragnar’s grin in the last gif I never noticed his grin when watching the episode, it’s like “Ah Athelstan my love, I knew you’d come through for me I didn’t doubt you for a second.”

Also, height difference kink HELLO!

starrose17:

blktauna:

starrose17:

This just feels like a screencap that needs to be captioned.

George is the girl on the F train at 3am just trying to get home while being hemmed in by the creepy guy who kept hitting on her in the club all night and his two uninterested friends who can’t pry him away.

Yep, sounds legit.